The Worldwide Leader Strikes

The rich get richer, and I'm not talking about the New York Yankees. The closest thing to a monopoly since Microsoft, ESPN acquired the rights to the BCS from 2011-2014. Chances are ESPN threw a boatload of money at whoever the fuck decides who the BCS signs with, as they abide by the WU slogan of Cash ruling everything Around Them and making even more money at the behest of the fans, the coaches, and the players. NOBODY likes the BCS other than these fucks who cash in every year.

"With the continued growth of technology and the depth of coverage that ESPN gives to the college football fan on all its platforms during the regular season, this postseason partnership is a natural fit," said John Swofford, acting BCS Commissioner. Oh really, John, you fucking selfish swine motherfucker. POSTSEASON! You randomly assign teams to play each other. There are occasionally TWO CHAMPIONS! There is nothing less climactic than college football, it is pathetic. Now if only Barry O makes good on one of those campaign promises:

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