I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL FROM MY MOM. I FOUND IT HUMOROUS. ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. AND ME.

I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL FROM MY MOM. I FOUND IT HUMOROUS. ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. AND ME.

Finn,
we are having someone from hosts to hospitals stay in the little room. their 22 year old daughetr is having a lung transplant. they will not be in your room. in cleaning out the little room, I came across all the sneakers under the bed. these are in addition to the boxes in the closet and the dozens of pairs in your room.
Finn.
this is a serious email.
what you do with sneakers is not normal and it is not humorous..
it is an addiction.
it scares me.
it also represents thousands of dollars of our money. What do you think is your bedroom and the little room right now?
$5000? $10,000?
You have said that you stopped buying sneakers, but I don't believe it.
If you can't stop on your own, then please join a 12 step program.
Finn, it stops now.
mom