COMPLEX KILLING KHALED. member of the weezy army

COMPLEX KILLING KHALED. member of the weezy army

We Depressed! DJ Khaled’s Most Annoying Moments

Hate him or love him, you can’t deny that DJ Khaled—the man of a million terrible catchphrases—has become one of the funniest rap dudes on the Internet. There’s loud, irritating, and obnoxious…and then there’s Khaled, who’s like the perfect storm of douchebaggery.

Now don’t get us wrong, we mess with a few of Khaled’s “featuring every rapper from the South” posse cuts (watch the “Out Here Grinding” video), and we definitely commend his hustle, but it seems like every week a random new Khaled clip pops up on YouTube that makes us shake our head. With Khaled’s new album We Global on the way, it’s only right that we analyze his most obnoxiously entertaining on-camera moments…


Your man says his magic word no less than 13 times in the first 33 seconds of this clip. Wow. He also states that one of his goals is to own gas stations. Hmmm…Arab stereotype, much?

The rap industry is one huge food chain of dick-riding, so there’s something kind of endearing about hearing an Atlanta DJ’s enthusiastic reception to Khaled’s manic sales pitch. Khaled is selling Ace Hood, but he sounds like he’s peddling used stereo equipment to a German tourist. What you’re witnessing is the circle of life.

et’s play the thought bubble game. Rick Ross: “Man I should just arrest this fool right now.” Fat Joe: “Did I really give Triple Seis’ old TS chain to this clown?” Shawty Lo: “I’m just happy to be backstage.” Ace Hood: “He promised me he’d make me a star *SIGH*.” Akon: “I do not give a fuck, I am rich.”
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This is the first—and undoubtedly last—YouTube clip of DJ Khaled engaging in an athletic activity. He celebrates his “game-winning shot” with typical bombast, even though the shit barely rimmed in and he was apparently competing against 13-year-old girls.

The grand daddy of them all…yes, Khaled, this video is simply THE BEST. Rather than give our own analysis, we’ll open the floor to our top 5 commentators at worldstarhiphop.com:

5. “watch this clip with the sound down kahled look like he on that yayo. that arab crunk”
4. “THAT NIGGA KHALED LOOKIN LIKE THE PENGUIN FROM BATMAN RETURNS….FLAPPIN HIS WINGS….IS KANYE BEING HELD AGAINST HIS WILL OR SOMETHING?”
3. “dj khaled look like he got kanye held hostage lol”
2. “Khaled looks like he sells calzones at Madison square Gaeden. ‘Wee’ da Best, with extra Cheeeze!!’”
1. “Kanye look like ‘nigga I just wanted to know where the bathroom was’”

-complex mag